5 hours ago
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iconastop:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

iconastop:

when u wear a snapback

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NO

IM SORRY

5 hours ago
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smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

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11 hours ago
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whaoanon:

sm0keblunts:

yo birds make less sense than cats

BIRD????

11 hours ago
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olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

11 hours ago
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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

11 hours ago
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werockssocks:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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The goddamn book fair.

11 hours ago
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  • Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
  • Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
  • Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
  • Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
  • Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
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